Let’s face it, this election Sucks! 315 million Americans and Donald and Hillary were the ones we as a nation elevated. And then littered all along our highways and yards, is the delluge of political signs. SO I got to wondering: What signs would I rtaher see than what is currently upon our landscape?
Feel free to comment below, after you go through this list and tell me of any Duos or Characters I missed!
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#1 Bo (Bandit) Darville and Cledus (Snowman) Snow
If there are ever 2 guys who are gonna get a job done: it’s Bandit and Snowman. And they’ll do it For the Goold ole’ American life: for the money, for the glory, and for the fun… Mostly for the money – and in under 28 hours.
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#2 Dr. Heinz Doofenshmmirtz
As CEO of Doofenshmirtz Incorporated, he has proven leadership skills and certainly big plans for the world. Initially, his sights were small and only controlling the Tri-State area, his bid for President put’s him in a higher world view role. Thus far his only goals outlined is the total defeat of Perry the Platypus.
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#3 Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
You want good ole’ fashioned family values? how about “Prehistoric Family Values.” Fred and Barney bring those values to their candidacy with aplomb and bare feet.
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#4 James T. Kirk and Montgomery Scott.
It’s time to launch this country into the future, and With Kirk defending us and Scotts Engineering prowess rebuilding our aging infrastructure thus creating more jobs and a brighter future.
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#5 Daniel Larusso and Kesuke Miagi.
Larusso and Miagi come in as our 3rd party candidates. Because as Miagi says:
Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape. Elections like karate, same thing. Either you karate do “yes” or karate do “no.” You karate do “guess so.”
We’re not sure what he means by that but it sounds good right?
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#6 Pete (Maverick) Mitchell & Nick (Goose) Bradshaw.
Both extremely familiar with not only our Military might but, both have intimate knowledge and communications, using a form of sign language, with Russian military, therefore bringing foreign relations experience to the table.
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#7 Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.
Both bring Law enforcement experience as agents for the Federal Bureau of Investigations, they both seem to want to bring a little bit more “Transparency” to our government’s inner workings.
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#8 Emporer Palpatine and Lord Vader.
Together they will rule not only our country but, our galaxy, with a force that should never be underestimated…
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#9 Jean-Luc Picard and William T. Riker
For this Duo, resistance is futile, as they desire to make sure our culture based on freedom and self-determination with a renewed focus on exploration and expansion..
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#10 Benjamin Franklin Pierce and B.J. Hunnicut.
Both MD’s who served involuntarily in the military as Surgeons at the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. They are confused as to any country who wants to go to war with us as they explain: “All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. That’s entertainment.”
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#11 Micheal Scott and Dwight K. Schrute
Micheal Scott claims to be a wiz at technology telling of his time when he needed to create a username for a website and thus he came up with “LittleKidLover” so that other users would know exactly where his priorities were at..
Dwight adds this sage advice that he will bring to office: “Before I do anything I ask myself, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.”
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#12 Waldorf and Statler
Just know that these 2 characters known for their cantankerous opinions and mutual penchant for heckling will bring a whole new level to whomever they debate.
Statler: If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were reciting some sort of important political point.
Waldorf: I hope so. Otherwise, I would’ve bored half the Democrats half to death.
Statler: You mean half the Democrats are still alive?
#13 Jules Winnfield and Vincent Vega.
Vincent brings experience of traveling abroad and discovering different foods, and Jules brings a somewhat quietly tranquil animosity. Both proclaim to have many connections that will help in all aspects including a vague cabinet appointment of a man named only as “The Wolf” who will help them “clean up” our government.
That our list of Election signs we wish were in our yards. Did we forget a classic “Duo” or “Rougue” element that would be perfect? Let us know in the comments!
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